** “No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well…maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.”** 

-hunter s thompson

 Enjoy your tumble down My rabbit hole.

 Professionally:

 Take note all subbies, bottoms, pain pigs, dollie meats, ashtrays, canvases & cash cows, if you dare to petition to serve Me it will behoove you to always, mind your manners.

..Because rumor has it I’m the Queen Cunt<3 

I exist to explore the sacred and the profane . <3

2012 was a whirlwind of a year boys and girls! My super sexy partner in crime, Miss Cherry Torn and I have been busy bees, using and abusing all the eager subbies, sissies, masochists and piggy banks we could get our hands on. 

 If you haven’t had the chance to get down on your humble knees and beg to worship the ground We walk on, your time just might be now! 

You see, 2013 has delivered Us many amazing gifts. An absolutely beautiful new living space, exciting and prosperous business ventures, freedom from toxic relationships, much celebration for the building of new ones and above all else, a SERIOUS case of the travel bug! 

After several years of putting all Our energy into playing and perverting the greater Bay area , We are ready to venture out of Our city by the bay. 

Have whips will travel. 

 To petition for a private session contact Me at: 

thesophiemonroe@gmail.com or thedirtydollhouse@gmail.com

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On a more vanilla note, 

* I’m a loyal Playa dancer, Burning Man is my home away from home.

* I want to be a dollie when I grow up.

* My alter ego is my hero.

* I fall madly in love with something new every day.

* I color outside the lines.

* I have a serious obsession with flowers.

* I smile and laugh, a LOT.

* I’m an avid fan of the work of Charles and Ray Eames

* Charts and graphs turn Me on

* I take My pleasure seriously

* I hold a “bed-in” at least once a month

* I think sex bruises are good bruises

* I keep dermestid beetles as pets. Taxidermy is fun. :)

If you are interested in getting to know me, quick wit and intellectual conversations are the way to grab my attention. I have a soft spot for fearlessly confident gentlemen. Savvy fashion sense, tattoos and big hands are good too.

I believe in courting.

Please be advised, I have two beautiful relationships in my life. They’re part of my package. If you have issues with sharing, are looking for a primary, monogamous partner and/or you identify as a “codependent” person, I’m probably not the girl for you. :)

Having said that, my partner and I do enjoy play dates with pretty girls and boys. Safe, sane and smart are a must.

Please be comfortable with porn, polyamory and perversion.

xoxo